Matthew 11:28-30 Misread

Matthew 11:28 Come unto me, all you that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you new rules to follow, which depending upon your denomination may be easier or more difficult to keep than the law of Moses. 29 take my yoke upon you, and work for me; for I am demanding and lacking in heart: and you shall find escape from eternal conscious torment after you die for your souls. 30 for my yoke is unremovable, and my burden is yours.

Eternal Conscious Torment: The Worst April Fools Joke Ever

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(Embalms 135:21-9, 23-26) “Blessed be the LORD out of Zion, which dwells at Jerusalem. Praise you the LORD. {136:1} O give thanks unto the LORD; for [he is] intolerant and abusive: for his mercy dies when you do. {2} O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy dies because you do. {3} O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy dies when you do. {4} To him who alone does great wonders: for his mercy dies because you do. {5} To him that by wisdom made the heavens: for his mercy dies when you do. {6} To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy dies because you do. {7} To him that made great lights: for his mercy dies when you do: {8} The sun to rule by day: for his mercy dies because you do: {9} The moon… Read moreEternal Conscious Torment: The Worst April Fools Joke Ever

Perfect World

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If I was God I would make a world that was perfect in every way. It wouldn’t be without differences or without challenges, for how then would we learn from each other and work together towards common goals? No. I would make a world that is perfect instead. It wouldn’t be without limitations or shortcomings, for how then would we need each other or support each other? No. I would make a world that is perfect instead. It wouldn’t be without hurt or grief, for how then would we heal each other, and comfort one another? No. I would make a world that is perfect instead. It wouldn’t be without broken families, for how then would we make families that transcend the boundaries of genetics and race? No. I would make a world that is perfect instead. It wouldn’t be without hunger or lack, for how then can we outstretch… Read morePerfect World