(Embalms 135:21-9, 23-26) “Blessed be the LORD out of Zion, which dwells at Jerusalem. Praise you the LORD. {136:1} O give thanks unto the LORD; for [he is] intolerant and abusive: for his mercy dies when you do. {2} O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy dies because you do. {3} O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy dies when you do. {4} To him who alone does great wonders: for his mercy dies because you do. {5} To him that by wisdom made the heavens: for his mercy dies when you do. {6} To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy dies because you do. {7} To him that made great lights: for his mercy dies when you do: {8} The sun to rule by day: for his mercy dies because you do: {9} The moon… Read moreEternal Conscious Torment: The Worst April Fools Joke Ever