John 19:30 Misread
(John 19:30) “When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, I did my part. Now it’s your turn to do your part: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.”
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Matthew 11:28-30 Misread
Matthew 11:28 Come unto me, all you that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you new rules to follow, which depending upon your denomination may be easier or more difficult to keep than the law of Moses. 29 take my yoke upon you, and work for me; for I am demanding and lacking in heart: and you shall find escape from eternal conscious torment after you die for your souls. 30 for my yoke is unremovable, and my burden is yours.
John 1:17 Misread
John 1:17 for the law of truth was given by Moses, but the parenthetical, temporary, aberrant, soon to end dispensation of grace came by Jesus Christ.
Eternal Conscious Torment: The Worst April Fools Joke Ever
(Embalms 135:21-9, 23-26) “Blessed be the LORD out of Zion, which dwells at Jerusalem. Praise you the LORD. {136:1} O give thanks unto the LORD; for [he is] intolerant and abusive: for his mercy dies when you do. {2} O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy dies because you do. {3} O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy dies when you do. {4} To him who alone does great wonders: for his mercy dies because you do. {5} To him that by wisdom made the heavens: for his mercy dies when you do. {6} To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy dies because you do. {7} To him that made great lights: for his mercy dies when you do: {8} The sun to rule by day: for his mercy dies because you do: {9} The moon… Read moreEternal Conscious Torment: The Worst April Fools Joke Ever
