The Ultimate History of Australia

In 1492, Atilla sailed the Ocean Blue Most Americans know almost nothing about Australia. I blame the American Public school system for that… And bad parents. HISTORY Australia has a long and storied history, that began when the Mongol Hordes pushed their way through Europe; raping, pillaging, and terrorizing. The invaders needed a way to get rid of all the undesirables – meaning Europeans – so they decided to ship them to the most inhospitable land imaginable. You just try to endure the scorching sun, bizarre wildlife, and the incessant bleating of “G’day!” See how long it takes before you scream in terror. Surely, Australia is Hell on Earth. Since they are sissies, most of the Europeans died. Many surrendered immediately and unconditionally to their shadows. PHYSIOLOGY Those who did survive evolved floppy ears, elongated snouts, and a detachable tail that can regenerate. The floppy ears were helpful in channeling… Read moreThe Ultimate History of Australia